2008-11-07 - 7:45 p.m.
Thanks to The Anti-Pornography Bill (recently passed last october 31 by The House of The "Representatives" in the government), there might possibly be a solution for unemployed, desperate Indonesians out there these days. Another new "promising" career related To The Bill? Yes. It is: being the moral police.
So, how to be a moral police? It's very easy:
1.You don't need to send your job resumes to any companies, firms, or corporations in this country. In fact, you don't even need your job resumes at all. Why? Because this is actually a freelance job, but supported by the government (through The Anti-Pornography Bill.) And yes, it can earn you more quick money than you can ever really imagine.
2.You decide your own working hours. When? It's up to you. It can also depend on how much money you actually need. You can work 24/7 as a gold-digger if you like.
3.Where must you start? Anywhere. Your neighbourhood, malls, parks, amusement parks, and maybe other tourists' attractions like the night-clubs, museums, traditional markets, and perhaps the beaches too. If you feel insecure about doing it alone, you can always team up with other people who share the same view as you do. The more the merrier, right? Nobody's going to accuse you for forming a "forbidden" party. (Well, even if yours is really a forbidden one, the government won't notice that so much.)
What are the good things about being the moral police?
1.You can play God. In fact, you can (keep pretending to) be Him for as long as you like. How? Just point your finger at those whom you consider "amoral/evil/obscene/pornographic". You can even curse or punish them all - in public if you need audience to watch you in action - the way you want to.
2.What if they wonder about your own moral values and true intentions? Don't worry. You can always pretend that you're the holiest. How? Just wear the "right" clothes, call out the "right" prayers, and condemn those you consider "amoral/evil/obscene/pornographic". How can you tell? Well, as long as they don't wear your favourite clothes, say your prayers, or even aren't like you at all - you can consider them all just the same. After all, that's the idea, right? Uniformity. You're lucky that your way is considered the perfect role model for others to follow - especially by force.
3.You're allowed to use violence in your mission, especially if they rebel against your preachings and warnings. You can destroy public properties without getting yourself arrested. You can even physically and mentally abuse other people and then just get away with it. People can hate you for that, but - don't worry - the government is always on your side, thanks to The Bill.
4.If you're secretly a serial rapist, The Anti-Pornography Bill can save you from criminal charges. How so? You can always blame your victims for making you feel aroused, even just by their own existence as human beings. You'll get double-satisfaction for that: giving into your lust without guilt or being arrested - and seeing the objects of your lust be put in jail. After all, you're the "real victim" here, right?
5.If you're secretly a serial killer, The Bill can give you valid, justifiable excuses for what you do. Just tell the local authorities that the reason you (have to) kill them is because they're being "amoral/evil/obscene/pornographic". End of story. Don't worry, you'll get full support from the government of this country itself.
So, is anyone interested? You can be rich in a quick way here. The good thing is, they don't even have to know about your real, moral values.
Little Ms.Sarcastic
